Why haven’t you been working since yesterday?

What the hell am I going to do when I’m bored at work?

I want to post pictures of my glorious meals for all to see..

But I can’t.

Fix that shit, will you? 

All I see are eggs, scrambled eggs, omelets, etc. I’m awesome people are eating them and all, but I can’t help but chuckle seeing people eating ONLY 3 egg whites, or ONLY 2 whole eggs..

Eat more damnit! And eat the yolk; shit’s delicious.