I’m actually eating a 100% #paleo meal!? The world must be ending. #CrossFit #CFM #crossfitmeadowlands #rare #steak #scrambledeggs

Why I didn’t do this sooner, I don’t know..

#chipotle #scrambledeggs #crossfit

Post-#WOD meal: #Chipotle inspired cilantro-lime rice with #scrambledeggs and #tilapia. #delicious #crossfit #cfm

A pictureless post.

SORRY GUYS NO PICTURES FROM THIS PART :(

I was too busy eating. No, seriously, I got hungry and started cooking. Meal two was kinda odd for a cheat…:

• The last 6 pieces of the gyoza pack
• 4 egg whites and 1 whole egg (I guess this was my brain telling me I was having too much fats already..)
• ICE CREAM OBVIOUSLY.

So you know how I bought 4 pints? Um well..

I only finished 3½.. 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T KILL ME GUYS I KNOW I FUCKED UP I’M SORRY :( The poor Red Velvet is just sitting in my freezer all alone because his buddies Half Baked, S’mores, and Americone Dream are all in the trash.. Red Velvet, I’m sorry buddy. I’m so sorry. :(

I said I would log a cheat day, and I most certainly did! Ignore the meal one and meal two bullshit. Everything I ate is in there:

If I had finished the Red Velvet, I would’ve broken 5,500cal..

FUCK.

Meal two.

JOHN, BEN, AND JERRY: WHERE YOU AT? PART TWO.

So essentially it’s a remix of last week.. Yakisoba BUT used organic soba noodles in place of the typical dried ramen shit you use in the packages, and of course had to have a few scrambled eggs :P

Noms, noms, mother fucking NOMS.

Well that was done, and of course I don’t leave any man behind. So..

If you accuse me at all in regards to not eating all the ice cream by myself.. You’re a funny person.

Go watch my video, scrub.

Meal two.

So delicious that my camera phone doesn’t do justice.

Well, it’s practically the same fucking food I eat, BUT WITH A TWIST:

I marinated the bacon and sausage in TJ’s maple syrup before cooking it.

Yep. Maple syrup.

WHY HAVEN’T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?!

Low-fat diets: You make me CHUCKLE. #fatscity #if #paleo #liftbigeatbig #bacon #guac #scrambledeggs #bananabread #foodporn #crossfit (Taken with Instagram)

Experimenting with sauces to go with my #scrambledeggs. :D #paleo #fitblr #myfood (Taken with Instagram)

After a 22 hour fast. 10 eggs. Why not? #winning #crossfit #paleo #scrambledeggs #yams #foodporn #healthyfood #divine (Taken with Instagram)

It’s an #adobo and #scrambledeggs kinda night. #filipinofood #foodporn #paleo (Taken with Instagram)